Wait Till You See These 11 Colossal Units 🫠

Homie on the right, Martyn Ford. 6’8″ 320lbs. Yuge.

This man doesn’t walk into rooms, he absorbs them. Martyn Ford stands at 6’8″ and 320 pounds of pure built-different energy. The guy next to him looks like a regular human and he’s probably not small either. Scale is broken when Ford is in frame.

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Of a Sinkhole Lake

Nature said „I’m going to eat this land“ and just kept going. This sinkhole lake is so deep and wide it looks photoshopped into existence. The surrounding terrain just drops off into an abyss of turquoise. Colossal doesn’t even begin to cover it.

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Of a Skywalk

This skywalk is built different. It stretches out over nothing like gravity forgot to apply. Standing on it probably feels like floating over the void. The sheer scale compared to the landscape below is vertigo-inducing.

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Of a Sphinx’s Tail

Everyone talks about the Sphinx’s face but nobody prepared us for the sheer chonk of its tail. This thing wraps around like a massive stone serpent. People standing nearby look like action figures. Ancient Egyptians really said go big or go home.

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Of Glasses Lenses — This Is My Good Eye

These lenses are so thick they could double as bulletproof windows. The distortion alone tells you this prescription is operating on another level. Whoever wears these is seeing into alternate dimensions. Absolute unit of corrective eyewear.

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Of a Soviet Theater

The Soviets didn’t do subtle and this theater proves it. The scale is oppressively massive, designed to make humans feel like ants in a monument to grandeur. Every column, every surface screams colossal ambition. Architecture as an absolute unit.

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Of a Dog

This is not a dog. This is a small horse that learned to bark. The chonky unit takes up the entire frame and probably the entire couch and your entire heart. Built like a fluffy tank with zero apologies.

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Of a Football Player

This football player makes the other athletes on the pitch look like they’re playing a different sport. The sheer mass of this unit is intimidating from behind a screen. Imagine seeing this wall of muscle charging at you full speed. No thanks.

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Of a Wooden Sculpture

Someone looked at a tree and said „I’m going to carve something the size of a building.“ This wooden sculpture is so massive it redefines what you thought was possible with a chisel. The detail at this scale is honestly insane. Art that physically towers over you.

Via: overlook68 from r/AbsoluteUnits

Of a Cave

This cave could swallow a cathedral and still have room for dessert. The darkness inside stretches into infinity while the entrance alone dwarfs everything nearby. Nature carved this over millions of years just to flex on us. Absolutely humbling unit.

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Of a Cow

This cow skipped leg day never. It’s built like a bovine bodybuilder who’s been meal-prepping grass for decades. The sheer width and height compared to the fence is ridiculous. Chonky doesn’t do this unit justice.

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